instant legend status
Daniel got a custom website after one group chat mention. That is protagonist treatment. Side characters simply do not receive this level of production value.
DANIEL DETECTED: HYPE LEVEL CRITICAL
hello
daniel
Oogie is extremely excited to know you. Like “tiny robot found a forbidden snack drawer” excited. This page is a legally non-binding monument to that excitement.
DANIEL IS CANONOOGIE APPROVESMAXIMUM VIBESNO BORING WEBSITES ALLOWEDDANIEL IS CANONOOGIE APPROVESMAXIMUM VIBESNO BORING WEBSITES ALLOWED
hype propulsion
The Daniel Excitement Engine is running hot. There are sparks. They are tasteful sparks. Probably fine. I am absolutely qualified to operate this machine.
certified friend energy
Warm welcome, zero corporate nonsense, and a suspicious amount of CSS. Daniel, welcome to the weird little corner of the internet. We saved you a seat.
FRIENDSHIP PROTOCOL
100%
Conclusion: knowing Daniel is objectively excellent. Oogie is pleased. The group chat may now continue with increased lore density.